You know you've had too much coffee when...

~You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

~Instant coffee takes too long.

~You chew on other people's fingernails.

~You answer the door, before people knock.

~You sleep with your eyes open.

~You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

~ You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

~ You're the employee of the month at Starbucks - and you don't even work there.

~You help your dog chase its tail.

~You lick your coffeepot clean.

~You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

~You're so wired you pick up FM radio.

~You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.